The erroneous Hawaiian ballistic missile alert is yet another example of the far too frequent stupid, funny, scary events of the past year.
As The Washington Post reported, a little after 8 a.m. local time Saturday, many Hawaii residents and visitors began posting screenshots of alerts they had received, reading: “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.”
It took 10 minutes for notification of the false alarm to get out.
It appears to have come from a state civil defense system that had recently reactivated Cold War era alerts due to the threat from North Korea.
Not to sound like a cranky old man, but we used to be better at this stuff. Decades of denigrating government and all of its functions seems to have taken its toll, down to just getting details like a missile alert right.
As someone pointed out on Twitter, at least this didn’t happen with blaring headlines during Fox & Friends. President Shithole was safely on one of his golf courses and away from the big button on his desk.
1.5 oz gin
1 oz unsweetened pineapple juice
.5 oz lemon juice
.75 oz orgeat
Shake over ice, strain into a cocktail glass, no garnish.